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I’m here to tell you, though maybe you heard,
The world is kinda crazy, and life is so absurd.
Uncle was a card shark, he worked at it all day,
But, high stakes Go Fish, no one wants to play.
She walks in softly, asks for this and that.
You love her like a puppy, she loves you like a cat.
Living in the city, you hear construction sounds,
And the one street they’re fixing is the one you’re crawling down.
Third Cousin Lou, remember she played lead gong.
Left to learn Ancient Greek, to prove Euclid wrong.
He walks in softly, asks for this and that.
You love him like a puppy, he loves you like a cat.
Dancing in the desert, keep that canteen filled.
When prepping for the winter, it’s corn mash in the still.
Nephew Joe was Santa when the holiday came by
To avoid big crowds, worked the 4th of July.
They walks in softly, asks for this and that.
You love ‘em like a puppy, they love you like a cat.
Aunt Susan taught trig, stans for cosine.
Relaxed after school by collecting some loose twine.
Brother Blue has regrets about the hearts he stole.
He needlepoints the phrase, oh baby let’s bowl
She walks in softly, asks for this and that.
You love her like a puppy, she loves you like a cat.
He walks in softly, asks for this and that.
You love him like a puppy, he loves you like a cat.
I’m here to tell you, though maybe you heard,
That life is kinda crazy, the world is so absurd.
Grandma flew a zeppelin, but she never flew it far.
Was working for a tycoon who hated ev’ry single blessed car..
They walk in softly, asks for this and that.
You love them like a puppy, they love you like a cat.
She walks in softly, asks for this and that.
You love her like a puppy, she loves you like a cat.
He walks in softly, asks for this and that.
You love him like a puppy, he loves you like a cat.
She, he, they love you like a (me-ow) love you like a cat.
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